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Thursday, March 16, 2006

This special blog is a tribute to Monishasha whu thinks that my blog is too boring(i agree actualli..i have a boring life...ZZZ)...Read and enjoy gurlie=)
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THE SUPER FAKE POST
1) the bimbo(pls read with fake accent for full effect):
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Gosh!! guess what?! i like totally got a manicure today for like $80 bucks at like HollyWood Nails..gosh i like really know how to enjoy life babes... but like ugrh~ that manicurist was like BITCh gurl- she was like totally jealous that i was like pretty and like erm.. rich~to that salesgurl:LOSER hunny.

But one pathetic sales gurl isnt gonna ruin my day...so like after i got my manicure. i like totally had to get that HOT pair of JimmyChoos heels coz like it so matches my nails. So i like totally bought it with Daddy's Gold card....*he's probably gonna freak when he sees the bill ive chalked up(smirks => wadever~ ) i probably deal with him like later...waaaay later.

Than i met with like Tanya at like the Hilton's restaurant. She is like SO sweeet~ she actually pre-ordered for me the salad' de (sth) that i like totally like....or maybe not...maybe she is like trying to hint that like i totally put on weight!!! have i?!

just to make sure i didn't look ugly suddenly i used the table spoon to like check my face. Gosh they like totally have the weirdest spoon.the inner side is like totally spoilt~ i was like upside down.Gosh!!! i asked the waiter to like change the spoon for me but the next 2 spoons i like changed was like the same...to think i was paying so much money at a restaurant who can't even provide proper good spoons? this is like an outrage gurl.

so like after lunch. tanya had like to go meet her like rich fiance ,mark.like whateverR...its like they are so totally in love.like STUPID~ why get hooked on to a guy so early hun.*rolls my eyes at you tanya*

like so this was like mi day....kinda....

2) the nerd:

Mrs tan the librarian at my school praised me today.I managed to file the books on 6 shelves in alphabetical order then by height. Mrs tan said that she was pleased with my performance. Im the happiest i can be in the library. The books are my friends=) i love the smell of dictionaries filled with age and its pages yellowing with the sun's touch.

i also love the sound of the footsteps of students like me=) people who envision a future in the importance of a library. i enjoy the taste of quietness , so peaceful so enlightening. ahhh~ my love,my books.

the day was going well until kevin and his gang bumped into me. such a sorrowful moment. Kevin dragged me to the toilet and stuff me head into the toilet bowl to flush.i was down for the rest of the day.One day!! one day i swear.THE NERDS SHALL FIGHT BACK... maybe after 8 million push ups 7 million crunches and daily running for the next four years...

Fight for nerds!! down with BULLIES!!!
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more to come=) ....


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